We thought our memory foam mattress was a big deal. Then our eyes fell onto the description and photos of the Somnus-Neu Bed, which is not so much just a bed, but a whole sleeping/rest environment that brings on the 4-star service right into your bedroom with technologies that soothe all your senses with a modern design suited for the high tech it's fitted with...
Because we know our plebian behinds won't be finding ourselves ordering the highly luxurious Somnus-Neu Bed any time soon (it won't be available until 2010 anyway, so maybe we can start a charity fund), we'll just find satisfaction in sharing some of the notable features:
three distinct lighting zones built in, all of which are highly efficient and fully programmable LED lights. With 16 million possible color combinations, all to ease your eyes into a relaxed state or flashbacks to experimentation in college.
the bed comes equipped with a Class D digital amplifier, 5 speakers and digital audio player connections for whichever device you'd like to plug-in or stream from.
two touch-screens, one for you and one for your partner, so you can forgo any physical interaction and just IM each other instead.
and the best feature is the projection screen which operates as both an automatic privacy curtain (so nobody knows about your affinity of Paulie Shore films) and a drop down projection screen for the built-in short throw HD projector to bring movie time right there in the comforts of your bed.
The Somnus-Neu iis constructed from 100% recycled wood composites, with custom upholstery and other wood finishes available.
Full tech specs:
Wifi card — 802.11b/g
Ethernet
RFID card reader
180W Class D digital amplifer
Five point internal speaker system
Sub audio “experience” compression driver
Digital Audio in/ 3.5mm Analog Audio in/ Ipod® input/Headphones out
HD Video Projector – High output/ short throw lens
Automated drop down video projection screen (8′ / 2300mm wide)
Dual touch screen monitors
Programmable/Dimmable internal reading light.
Programmable/Dimmable side mounted mood/ambiance light. LED. 16 million colors
Progammable/Dimmable underside mounted night / room/ ambient light. LED. 16 million colors
Automated curtains to encircle entire bed in “movie-mode” or simply for privacy.
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